Scene: evening bath, where a napless Sabrina is getting a little chill time before going to bed. Dad is likewise stealing a few minutes to read a book while she splashes around and colors on the tub with bathtub crayons.
S: “Daddy, I just stuck a crayon in my nose.”
D: (absentmindedly) “Great, dear!”
S: “Daddy, I’ve got a crayon in my nose.”
D: (absentmindedly) “Great, dear!”
S: “Daddy, I can’t get it out.”
D: !!!
Turns out the tip of the crayon got lodged in her nose and she’d pushed it further in trying to get it out. We couldn’t get it out with a snotsucker or tweezers or having her blow it out, so it was off to the local emergency room. A few hours of reading books and watching the game (Go Phillies!) in various waiting rooms and then they did some poking and prodding; the crayon bit was gone. I’m guessing it came out during the drive over, since she got pretty hysterical at the prospect of the hospital, though she calmed down by the time we got to go. (She got so comfortable that she didn’t want to leave. After an evening of not wanting to be anywhere but in my arms, she climbs up on the bed and declares, “Daddy, I’m going to stay here and you go find me a snack, ok?”)
Being a parent means doing what you must, even though every fiber of you is screaming out for sleep.